Hop across roads, rivers and railway lines full of googly-eyed traffic, and get as far as you can before the Boot of Patience catches up.
More about Bonkers Crossing
Bonkers Crossing is an endless voxel lane-hopper with a very silly sense of humour. Hop forward across grassy fields, busy roads, rushing rivers and railway lines, and see how far you can get before something flattens you. The traffic isn't ordinary traffic: you'll dodge googly-eyed cars, runaway bathtubs, sofas, giant hot dogs and bananas, while the rivers carry baguette logs and duck rafts you have to ride across.
In the arcade you play as your own Booper, the avatar you build in your room. Every few dozen rows a ten-second random event shakes things up: Disco Road, Big Head Mode, floaty Moon Hops, Tiny Mode, a wobbly camera, or Everything Is Fast, where the whole world speeds up.
You can't hang around, either. The camera keeps creeping forward, and if you fall too far behind, the enormous Boot of Patience stomps you. It creeps faster the further you get, and the roads and rivers speed up too, so a long run turns into a frantic test of nerve.
Bonkers Crossing also works as a multiplayer game. In High Score mode up to four players get exactly the same lanes and traffic, so the best hopper wins. In Party mode you all hop through the same world together.
How to play
Your score is the furthest row you reach. One hit ends the run.
- Hop with the arrow keys or WASD; Space hops forward.
- On a phone or tablet, tap to hop forward and swipe to hop in any direction.
- Ride logs and rafts across rivers. Falling in the water, or floating off the edge of the screen, ends the run.
- Trains are announced by a flashing light and a ding about a second and a half before they arrive. Don't step on the tracks when you hear it.
- Trees, rocks and garden gnomes block your path, so plan a route round them.
Tips
- Keep moving forward. The Boot of Patience speeds up as you go, and waiting too long is the most common way to lose a good run.
- Hops queue up while you're in the air, so tap carefully during Moon Hops.
- Cheese wedges are fun to collect, but only distance counts towards your score.
